MPs never thought they'd get to waste tax payer money to see naked flesh without paying a mistress first
The Extinction Rebellion protest was designed to highlight the issue of the climate crisis but little did they know that the House of Commons has a strong history of ignoring the bare naked truth
Statisticians analysed the event and found that the chance of bollocks in the house of Commons increased by only 3%
Ed Milliband was seen observing the protest in confusion and mild disgust, much the same way that he approaches a bacon sandwich
With climate change raising the average temperature of the planet, experts say that nakedness in the House of Commons would become commonplace, in which case a global Apocalypse suddenly seems much more welcoming
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