Friday 29 April 2022

The House of Commons got a surprise yesterday when Extinction Rebellion organised a semi nude protest from the public gallery. (News Dump submission #1)

 MPs never thought they'd get to waste tax payer money to see naked flesh without paying a mistress first 


The Extinction Rebellion protest was designed to highlight the issue of the climate crisis but little did they know that the House of Commons has a strong history of ignoring the bare naked truth 

Statisticians analysed the event and found that the chance of bollocks in the house of Commons increased by only 3% 

Ed Milliband was seen observing the protest in confusion and mild disgust, much the same way that he approaches a bacon sandwich 

With climate change raising the average temperature of the planet, experts say that nakedness in the House of Commons would become commonplace, in which case a global Apocalypse suddenly seems much more welcoming 

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